Al McGuire

Remember, half the doctors in this country graduated in the bottom half of their class.

The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets.

When I was losing, they called me nuts. When I was winning they called me eccentric.

I broke with my religion in college.

I studied international relations and economics at the University of Virginia. I paid my way by working as a bartender in the summer and at three part-time jobs during the year.

I've found that if you wear a beret, people think you're either a cabdriver or a producer of dirty movies.