Rock n' roll is for the young idiots, not an old fart like me. Download Download Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Rotate quotes fart idiot rock
I get along great with all of my exes. That's really cool. That's a good sign. Al Jourgensen coolgoodgreat Change image and share on social
The very first pharmaceutical commercial I ever heard was 15 seconds of the product and 45 seconds of side effects, so I know that this cannot be good for you. Al Jourgensen commercialeffectgood Change image and share on social
I'm not a malicious person. When you get past the tattoos and leather, I give people a fair shake. There are periods when I've sowed some wild oats, no doubt about it. And I can party with some of the heavyweights. There are some stories about me that, yeah, where there's smoke there's fire. But sometimes the smoke is just smoke. Al Jourgensen doubtfairfire share on social
God looks after children, animals and idiots. Lou Holtz animalchildgod Change image and share on social
Straight men just can't imagine the bliss of being in a relationship with someone who finds farting as funny as they do. Graham Norton blissfartfind Change image and share on social
I know I'm not the kind of person who's gonna wind up a walking jukebox, like many rock 'n' roll artists. They just play their hits and that's it. That doesn't appeal to me. Carlos Santana appealartistgonna Change image and share on social