Al Jourgensen

Nothing exceeds like excess.

I get along great with all of my exes. That's really cool. That's a good sign.

If I did all the stuff I've been accused of - or credited with - there's no way I could make all this music. I'd be drinking myself into the grave.

God looks after children, animals and idiots.

I know I'm not the kind of person who's gonna wind up a walking jukebox, like many rock 'n' roll artists. They just play their hits and that's it. That doesn't appeal to me.

Straight men just can't imagine the bliss of being in a relationship with someone who finds farting as funny as they do.