Al Jourgensen

I get along great with all of my exes. That's really cool. That's a good sign.

Nothing exceeds like excess.

If I did all the stuff I've been accused of - or credited with - there's no way I could make all this music. I'd be drinking myself into the grave.

Straight men just can't imagine the bliss of being in a relationship with someone who finds farting as funny as they do.

God looks after children, animals and idiots.

I know I'm not the kind of person who's gonna wind up a walking jukebox, like many rock 'n' roll artists. They just play their hits and that's it. That doesn't appeal to me.