Aaron Allston

Where can I get some tat? I'd like to trade it in.

I really can't complain about actresses who get paid to be dumb. Most of us can't get paid to be smart.

If you hack the Vatican server, have you tampered in God's domain?

We define ourselves as intelligent. That's odd, because we're doing the definition - We're creating our own definition and saying, 'We are intelligent!'

When you first come into Parliament, it's a daunting place because you feel you've so much to learn. Once you've been re-elected, you feel much more confident. It just gives you a bit of a boost.

A free life cannot acquire many possessions, because this is not easy to do without servility to mobs or monarchs.