I really can't complain about actresses who get paid to be dumb. Most of us can't get paid to be smart. Aaron Allston actresscomplaindumb Change image and share on social
Definition of 'Free': You pay for it whether or not you elect to receive it. Aaron Allston definitionelectfree Change image and share on social
The analysis of the thing is not the thing itself. Aaron Allston analysisthing Change image and share on social
The difference between tragedy and comedy: Tragedy is something awful happening to somebody else, while comedy is something awful happening to somebody else. Aaron Allston awfulcomedydifference Change image and share on social
Any sufficiently badly-written science is indistinguishable from magic. Aaron Allston badlyindistinguishablemagic Change image and share on social
Lawyers are the first refuge of the incompetent. Aaron Allston incompetentlawyerrefuge Change image and share on social
Where can I get some tat? I'd like to trade it in. Aaron Allston tattrade Change image and share on social
This would not be a problem if I were driving a snowplow. Aaron Allston driveproblemsnowplow Change image and share on social
The way to a man's heart is through his chest. Aaron Allston chestheartman Change image and share on social
The principle of Sturgeon's Razor states that the simplest answer to any problem is 90% crap. Aaron Allston answercrapprinciple Change image and share on social
