I really can't complain about actresses who get paid to be dumb. Most of us can't get paid to be smart. Aaron Allston actresscomplaindumb Change image and share on social
Lawyers are the first refuge of the incompetent. Aaron Allston incompetentlawyerrefuge Change image and share on social
Feminism is sort of like God. Many people profess to believe in it, but no one seems to be able to define it to everyone's satisfaction. Aaron Allston definefeminismgod Change image and share on social
The way to a man's heart is through his chest. Aaron Allston chestheartman Change image and share on social
This would not be a problem if I were driving a snowplow. Aaron Allston driveproblemsnowplow Change image and share on social
The analysis of the thing is not the thing itself. Aaron Allston analysisthing Change image and share on social
Violence is the first refuge of the violent. Aaron Allston refugeviolenceviolent Change image and share on social
The difference between tragedy and comedy: Tragedy is something awful happening to somebody else, while comedy is something awful happening to somebody else. Aaron Allston awfulcomedydifference Change image and share on social
Luck consists largely of hanging on by your fingernails until things start to go your way. Aaron Allston consistfingernailhang Change image and share on social
Any sufficiently badly-written science is indistinguishable from magic. Aaron Allston badlyindistinguishablemagic Change image and share on social
