When you get to my age life seems little more than one long march to and from the lavatory. Download Download Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Rotate quotes age lavatory life
All the best stories are but one story in reality - the story of escape. It is the only thing which interests us all and at all times, how to escape. A. C. Benson escapeinterestreality Change image and share on social
One's mind has a way of making itself up in the background, and it suddenly becomes clear what one means to do. A. C. Benson backgroundclearmake Change image and share on social
I read the newspaper avidly. It is my one form of continuous fiction. A. C. Benson avidlycontinuousfiction Change image and share on social
Being English, I always laugh at anything to do with the lavatory or bottoms. Elizabeth Hurley bottomenglishlaugh Change image and share on social
I'd date someone younger or older; age doesn't matter to me. Or looks, really - it's all about maturity. Leona Lewis agedatematter Change image and share on social
If you're not having a good time, find something else that gives you some joy in life. Penny Marshall findgoodjoy Change image and share on social