Being English, I always laugh at anything to do with the lavatory or bottoms. Download Download Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Rotate quotes bottom english laugh
I'd kill myself if I was as fat as Marilyn Monroe. Elizabeth Hurley fatkillmarilyn Change image and share on social
I didn't have a cup of coffee until I was 27. Elizabeth Hurley coffeecup Change image and share on social
I don't know much about only children. I was the middle one of three, and if ever I was alone with mum and dad, it was a rare moment. Elizabeth Hurley childdadmiddle Change image and share on social
I laugh at absurdity hardest, then stories, then observations, then bearded men on roller skates. T. J. Miller absurditybeardedhard Change image and share on social
At one point, I didn't get out of bed for, I think, three months, and I went down to the bottom of the hill one day and I had to call somebody to get me to come back up - come pick me up because I couldn't physically walk up the hill. Tanya Tucker backbedbottom share on social
They said I couldn't play anything but an English boy. I knew I could. So I went to New York. Roddy McDowall boyenglishknow Change image and share on social