Umberto Eco

When men stop believing in God, it isn't that they then believe in nothing: they believe in everything.

Perhaps the mission of those who love mankind is to make people laugh at the truth, to make truth laugh, because the only truth lies in learning to free ourselves from insane passion for the truth.

The real hero is always a hero by mistake; he dreams of being an honest coward like everybody else.

I'd date someone younger or older; age doesn't matter to me. Or looks, really - it's all about maturity.

You have the Roman Catholic Church, the Church of England, the Presbyterians, the Wesleyans, represented in each school, and they are each to take alternate days.

You probably found 'How to Survive a Robot Uprising' in the humor section. Let's just hope that is where it belongs.