Tucker Carlson

To be a feminist, you could cut your hair really short. You have to be really angry about something.

Who laughs less than feminists?

Living in Washington, you can't take politics too seriously. I draw the line at honesty. I have no time for political hacks who say things they don't believe because they get paid to.

Democrats were quick to point out that President Bush's budget creates a 1 trillion dollar deficit. The White House quickly responded with 'Hey, look over there, it's Saddam Hussein.'

I'm a believer in bipartisanship.

I am convinced that the reason so many fans leave Dodger Stadium after the seventh inning is that they become bored.