Trevor Noah

If you laugh with somebody, then you know you share something.

The older you get, the more you start to realize that you can't win an argument in a relationship. You can't win a fight with your woman. Because if you lose, you lose. And if you win, you lose.

I lost contact with my father for many years because of apartheid. For, like, six years, I didn't see my dad. And, now, this was the six years of being a teenager.

I'm a big action junkie. I grew up on the '80s action movies - the bad ones and the good ones.

Hollywood is a place where they'll pay you a thousand dollars for a kiss and fifty cents for your soul.

I don't really have time to watch too much, but I like 'Family Guy' and 'Entourage.' I'm also obsessed with the YouTube series 'Balls of Steel.' It's hilarious.