Tracy Morgan

What you have to understand is that my thing is not glamour. I love stretch marks and C-section scars and all of that. I'm a grown man. You don't gotta put on no makeup with me.

Growing up in the ghetto is pretty hard. It's poverty; it's frustration.

White women love me 'cause of my edge. And I love white women.

What I find is most people have a civics book understanding for how Congress works and how a bill moves.

Another thing that freaks me out is time. Time is like a book. You have a beginning, a middle and an end. It's just a cycle.

I know I'm not the kind of person who's gonna wind up a walking jukebox, like many rock 'n' roll artists. They just play their hits and that's it. That doesn't appeal to me.