Tracy Morgan

What you have to understand is that my thing is not glamour. I love stretch marks and C-section scars and all of that. I'm a grown man. You don't gotta put on no makeup with me.

Growing up in the ghetto is pretty hard. It's poverty; it's frustration.

White women love me 'cause of my edge. And I love white women.

Millions of people thought Archie was a happy hero.

Barack Obama is crazy sexy.

Golf without bunkers and hazards would be tame and monotonous. So would life.