Ladies are honest. They're my motivation. They know what's funny, and the dudes just follow. Download Download Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Rotate quotes dude follow funny
What you have to understand is that my thing is not glamour. I love stretch marks and C-section scars and all of that. I'm a grown man. You don't gotta put on no makeup with me. Tracy Morgan glamourgottagrow Change image and share on social
Growing up in the ghetto is pretty hard. It's poverty; it's frustration. Tracy Morgan frustrationghettogrow Change image and share on social
White women love me 'cause of my edge. And I love white women. Tracy Morgan edgelovewhite Change image and share on social
I think Chelsea Handler is the funniest woman. David Alan Grier chelseafunnyhandler Change image and share on social
Boxers, man, except when I have to get dressed up. Then it's boxer-briefs. But never tighty-whities. Never. But dude! If they brought back Underoos? Dude, if they brought back Underoos, I would rock the Underoos. Like He-Man and Transformers and G.I. Joe and even like Dukes of Hazzard. Colin Hanks backboxerbrief share on social
Though builders may build, in the main they follow the plans of architects. Teachers teach, but they must have a text. Politicians govern, but only upon the flow of commentary that raises them up or casts them down. Mark Helprin architectbuildbuilder share on social