Tracy Morgan

What you have to understand is that my thing is not glamour. I love stretch marks and C-section scars and all of that. I'm a grown man. You don't gotta put on no makeup with me.

Growing up in the ghetto is pretty hard. It's poverty; it's frustration.

White women love me 'cause of my edge. And I love white women.

I would've done anything to work with Satyajit Ray.

I don't know how people do this waxing thing. Now I just have all these bumpy ingrown hairs.

All sides in a trial want to hide at least some of the truth.