Tracy Morgan

What you have to understand is that my thing is not glamour. I love stretch marks and C-section scars and all of that. I'm a grown man. You don't gotta put on no makeup with me.

Growing up in the ghetto is pretty hard. It's poverty; it's frustration.

White women love me 'cause of my edge. And I love white women.

I was a bit challenged when I was younger to stay on the right path.

As a young child my attention span was, as I remember it, rather short.

My first career ambitions involved turning into a boy; I intended to be either a railway guard or a knight errant.