Toni Tennille

I am just the most boring person you will ever meet. I'm the good Southern daughter. I'm not outrageous.

The biggest surprise to people is that I sang background on Pink Floyd's 'The Wall' album.

In 1972 through '74, right before we hit it big, we were hauling our own equipment into the club and setting up and playing for, I don't know, a hundred bucks a night.

Oh yeah, I was one of the first guys writing comic books, I wrote Captain America, with guys like Stan Lee, who became famous later on with Marvel Comics.

I am a disaster magnet. I came home from our first anniversary vacation with jellyfish stings, a puncture wound from a wrought iron pineapple and a cork-shaped bruise in my cleavage.

December 25th has become guilt and obligation.