Tommy Wiseau

When people sometimes misquote me, I don't know if they understand what I'm saying.

I'm satisfied with the way 'The Room' turned out, and I don't want to change anything.

I like vampires.

Keep it simple, stupid. Good game design shouldn't keep you looking at the manual but should have enough depth where you feel like you bring something new to the game every time you play.

If I can add, say, 10 great new violin concertos to the repertoire before I'm done, that will be truly exciting.

When I do my makeup, it kind of helps me get into the character that I'm trying to portray.