Tommy Wiseau

When people sometimes misquote me, I don't know if they understand what I'm saying.

I'm satisfied with the way 'The Room' turned out, and I don't want to change anything.

Express yourself, don't hurt yourself.

If I can add, say, 10 great new violin concertos to the repertoire before I'm done, that will be truly exciting.

Keep it simple, stupid. Good game design shouldn't keep you looking at the manual but should have enough depth where you feel like you bring something new to the game every time you play.

When I do my makeup, it kind of helps me get into the character that I'm trying to portray.