Tommy Armour

Golf is an awkward set of bodily contortions designed to produce a graceful result.

Just knock hell out of it with your right hand.

Let me just say that while I personally am very fond of John Boehner, his record of predicting what would happen if certain policies, economic policies were instituted is abysmal, okay?

There will be a great loss of learning before the moon's full cycle is completed. Fire and floods will be fomented by ignorant rulers; much time will go by before it is rectified.

An actress once advised me, 'Make sure you do your own laundry - it will keep you honest.'