Tommy Armour

Golf is an awkward set of bodily contortions designed to produce a graceful result.

Just knock hell out of it with your right hand.

There will be a great loss of learning before the moon's full cycle is completed. Fire and floods will be fomented by ignorant rulers; much time will go by before it is rectified.

Let me just say that while I personally am very fond of John Boehner, his record of predicting what would happen if certain policies, economic policies were instituted is abysmal, okay?

An actress once advised me, 'Make sure you do your own laundry - it will keep you honest.'