I hate Disneyland. It primes our kids for Las Vegas. Download Download Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Rotate quotes disneyland hate kid
My reality needs imagination like a bulb needs a socket. My imagination needs reality like a blind man needs a cane. Tom Waits blindbulbcane Change image and share on social
I'd rather have a free bottle in front of me than a prefrontal lobotomy. Tom Waits bottlefreefront Change image and share on social
I'm so horny the crack of dawn better watch out. Tom Waits crackdawnhorny Change image and share on social
I hate the bad rap that people give my parents. Because they are just parents, really, at the end of the day trying to stand up for their daughter and themselves. Lindsay Lohan baddaughterday Change image and share on social
I haven't modelled since I was 12 - that was a one-time thing, and I did it as a kid to make a little money to save up for university. Acting is my first love as well as writing and eventually producing and directing. Kyle Schmid actdirecteventually share on social
When I was young, my family didn't go on outings to the circus or trips to Disneyland. We couldn't afford them. Instead, we stayed in our small rural West Texas town, and my parents took us to cemeteries. Jenny Lawson affordcemeterycircus share on social
