Tom Smothers

Freedom of expression and freedom of speech aren't really important unless they're heard. The freedom of hearing is as important as the freedom of speaking.

I found out that I couldn't have a nervous breakdown. I tried a couple of times, but it just didn't work out. My mind, my body wouldn't let me.

No comedian's wife thinks he's funny. The first few years of the marriage, maybe. I was funny as hell the first couple of years.

I believe in the power of poetry, which gives me reasons to look ahead and identify a glint of light.

I am convinced that the reason so many fans leave Dodger Stadium after the seventh inning is that they become bored.

I confess that I listen to my own music for my own pleasure.