Tom Smothers

Every day I think, 'Gosh, I wish I could be like George Carlin, Bill Maher: I want that edge.' But every time I start to get that edgy thing, I get kind of mean.

I found out that I couldn't have a nervous breakdown. I tried a couple of times, but it just didn't work out. My mind, my body wouldn't let me.

Our mother was so public - we always talked about her. But with her passing, all of a sudden we don't even want to talk about her.

I confess that I listen to my own music for my own pleasure.

I believe in the power of poetry, which gives me reasons to look ahead and identify a glint of light.

I am convinced that the reason so many fans leave Dodger Stadium after the seventh inning is that they become bored.