Tom Robbins

Religion is not merely the opium of the masses, it's the cyanide.

Love is the ultimate outlaw. It just won't adhere to any rules. The most any of us can do is sign on as its accomplice.

Humanity has advanced, when it has advanced, not because it has been sober, responsible, and cautious, but because it has been playful, rebellious, and immature.

I have a lot of kids in my district who haven't been to the beach, much less Washington, D.C., and that's 20 miles away.

While Obama might not push college education exclusively, like most Democrats he does oversell it and does shortchange the alternatives. And millions of young Americans pay the price.

Another thing that freaks me out is time. Time is like a book. You have a beginning, a middle and an end. It's just a cycle.