Tom Hollander

I was one of the first actors in London to be seen for Frodo ten years ago. I didn't get it, obviously. The right size, but too handsome, apparently.

Stories about vicars are always being told because they're at the heart of our society. Vicars touch all parts of the community and see life in all its extremity.

Actresses are just professionally lovely, aren't they?

Democracy is only an experiment in government, and it has the obvious disadvantage of merely counting votes instead of weighing them.

Fame is very corrosive and you have to guard very strictly against it.

I think celebrities suck.