Tom Bergeron

I'd like to have a drink with Bill Maher and see how he feels. We were too conservative coming over to Fox from fX, and got ourselves off our best game.

I tend to pick on the people I'm closest with because I know they know it's not personal.

I'm responsible for what I am and what I want to be. I'm not trying to live by another's standards.

What I know about Mike Tyson, I see in the boxing ring. As far as all of the gossip stuff that I hear about him, I know first hand to take that with a grain of salt.

In my stunted career as a scholar, I'd read promissory notes, papal bulls and guidelines for Inquisitorial interrogation. Dante, too. Boccaccio... But after 1400? Nihil.

When information is infinite, individual pieces of information are worth nothing.