Top 49 Quotes by Todd Barry

You always think you're better than you are in the beginning.

It's cool to go to a place that has posters up and it's one night only. It feels more special.

I'm traveling the world, ripping rooms apart with my stupendous comedy.

I loved Australia. I was very successful there.

Buddha, much like everyone else has good and bad days.

And the goal really is to make the audience laugh, to bring them some joy.

I like pens. My writing is so amazing there's never a need to erase.

You come there and hang out and have a drink before the show and eat, so it's not that brutal. It's only $6.

I mean, I guess I started during the comedy boom, so it was literally like, on Sunday you could decide you wanted to be a comic, and on Monday, you could be on stage.

I don't feel I'm even worthy of a normal amount of value.