Tiny Tim

Death is never polite, even when we expect it.

Remember, it's better to be a has-been than a never-was.

As long as my voice is here, and there is a Holiday Inn waiting for me, then everything's just swell.

I think the most important thing my wife Cynthia and I can do for Kristen is to teach her how to grow up to be a woman and make her own decisions. Meanwhile, we sometimes have to guide her.

I studied international relations and economics at the University of Virginia. I paid my way by working as a bartender in the summer and at three part-time jobs during the year.