I'm just happy I got a hole-in-one for the first time in my life. Joe Sakic happyholelife Change image and share on social
Every time I go and shave, I assume there's someone else on the planet shaving. So I say, 'I'm gonna go shave, too.' Mitch Hedberg assumegonnaplanet Change image and share on social
I know people who have literally quit their jobs to spend more time with their children, and I go, 'Wow,' my dad used to go to work at 7 o'clock in the morning and he'd come back at 7:30 and we'd kind of see him walk in and then he'd go upstairs and suddenly he'd be in a T-shirt and grumpy. There wasn't much in the way of conversation that went on. Jimmy Kimmel backchildclock share on social
There's no time for boys in my life right now. Karlie Kloss boylifetime Change image and share on social
The Millennium Stadium thing was for the Tsunami concert. It was a thing that I think every band in the country would have liked to be a part of at the time that it happened. Kelly Jones bandconcertcountry Change image and share on social
I can do most anything and not have a problem with it. The only time I have negative attention is when I run naked through the streets brandishing a handgun. Janeane Garofalo attentionbrandishhandgun Change image and share on social
There are two ways to look at how life works and how people find their paths. One way is you take your time and try different things out. The other is you settle in early. I was into cooking very early. Michael Mina cookearlyfind share on social
Originally, I was in both software and in online computing. The first innovation really was sort of at that time that we're marrying the telephone and the computer so that people wouldn't have to drive to the computer center. We didn't have $1,000 computers. Sam Wyly 000centercompute share on social
There is no labor in which we engage but that there is a spirit telling us, 'Oh, you do not need to do that; it is a waste of time, and you ought to be engaged in something else.' Heber J. Grant engagelaborspirit Change image and share on social
Time is money says the proverb, but turn it around and you get a precious truth. Money is time. George Gissing moneypreciousproverb Change image and share on social