People call me and ask me for advice all the time. On an elevator they tell me their problems. I think it's in part because I'm Italian so I'm emotionally available and I have a friendly persona. Joyce DeWitt advicecallelevator Change image and share on social
With Twitter, it's a little harder to tell jokes that somebody hasn't heard already. You have all these people out there sharing their opinions and telling jokes in real time, and by the time you get on, somebody's already done some version of what you're trying to do. Frank Caliendo hardhearjoke share on social
General Howe turned out some German wild boars and sows in his forests, to the great terror of the neighbourhood; and, at one time, a wild bull or buffalo: but the country rose upon them and destroyed them. Gilbert White boarbuffalobull share on social
On a really good day, if I'm really trying, in the morning I'll have a piece of toast, vitamins and nuts, or a bagel with a little cream cheese. Then at lunch time, I'll get me one of those Chinese chicken salads, a glass of juice, and a big glass of water. Jo Marie Payton bagelbigcheese share on social
If you can get your life down to one minute at a time, you don't miss anything. You have total abundance of information and material. Tracy Morgan abundanceinformationlife Change image and share on social
Our films tremendously influence people. But at the same time, no one goes to the cinema to listen to lectures, so if you have an interesting story, and if you can showcase it as a film, and its messages are good, then it's like an icing on the cake: it shall be a superhit. And if I get those kind of films, I'll definitely want to work on it. Juhi Chawla cakecinemafilm share on social
I'm no longer a shoeaholic, but I used to be. I used to spend all my time on tour either buying records or shoes. Jamie Cullum buylongrecord Change image and share on social
My dad was a man of great wisdom in his short time here. Bonnie Hunt dadgreatman Change image and share on social
People appreciate it when you take some time to think about who will be listening to your jokes. Seth Meyers jokelistenpeople Change image and share on social
Time is life itself, and life resides in the human heart. Michael Ende hearthumanlife Change image and share on social