Tiger Woods

I hurt my wife, my kids, my mother, my wife's family, my friends, my foundation and kids all around the world who admired me.

You can always become better.

Achievements on the golf course are not what matters, decency and honesty are what matter.

I've always said that if I could do anything in the world, I would be a professional golfer.

We did the 'MacGruber' Super Bowl spot for Pepsi, which generated some outside interest. We have a sketch where a guy blows up after 90 seconds. How are we going to make that into a movie?

Being famous gets me good concert tickets, good tables in restaurants, good seats at sporting events and that's really about it.