There's no such thing as a 100-year flood.
‐‐ Andrew Cuomo
There's no such thing as a cautious creative.
‐‐ George Lois
There's no such thing as a cheap laugh.
‐‐ Louis C. K.
There's no such thing as a crowded battlefield. Battlefields are lonely places.
‐‐ Alfred M. Gray
There's no such thing as a favorite investment. But I think I tend to invest in Asia in promising countries, in equities, in real estate, and I own precious metals, obviously.
‐‐ Marc Faber
There's no such thing as a free lunch.
‐‐ Milton Friedman
There's no such thing as a free lunch, at least on the karmic level.
‐‐ Joan D. Vinge
There's no such thing as a good time. I started an apparel-manufacturing business in the tech-boom years. I mean, come on. Get out of your garage and go take a chance and start your business.
‐‐ Kevin Plank
There's no such thing as a healthy tan, and that's what people need to understand.
‐‐ Gabrielle Union
There's no such thing as a hit joke.
‐‐ Ron White
There's no such thing as a life that is not normal, or, there's no such thing as a life that is not abnormal. We all have amazing lives; we all have very dull lives.
‐‐ Anne Enright
There's no such thing as a natural-born pilot.
‐‐ Chuck Yeager
There's no such thing as a non-final cut director.
‐‐ Abel Ferrara
There's no such thing as a part-time 'Buffy' fan; people watch it compulsively.
‐‐ Tom Lenk
There's no such thing as a partisan base.
‐‐ Stephanie Herseth
There's no such thing as a perfect guy. I think it would be strange if somebody was absolutely everything you always wanted, because then there'd be no challenge. Also, you'd feel inferior.
‐‐ Jessica Alba
There's no such thing as a perfect person, so it makes no sense to write a perfect person. I don't know any author who'd try. And we write characters, not representations of groups.
‐‐ David Levithan
There's no such thing as a specific authenticity to what Mexico is, because Mexico is incredibly complex and varied, and the food is completely different if you travel 50 kilometers. It just changes all the time.
‐‐ Gael Garcia Bernal
There's no such thing as a standard size movie star, or woman for that matter.
‐‐ Edith Head
There's no such thing as a teenager that listens to a single word their father says.
‐‐ Justin Townes Earle
There's no such thing as a writer's block. If you're having trouble writing, well, pick up the pen and write. No matter what, keep that hand moving. Writing is really a physical activity.
‐‐ Natalie Goldberg
There's no such thing as ageing gracefully. I don't meet people who want to get Alzheimer's disease, or who want to get cancer or arthritis or any of the other things that afflict the elderly. Ageing is bad for you, and we better just actually accept that.
‐‐ Aubrey de Grey
There's no such thing as altruism.
‐‐ Andrew Tobias
There's no such thing as an absolute openness. Openness is relative, I think, in all societies.
‐‐ Peter Eisenman
There's no such thing as an actor giving positive criticism to a director. The minute you say 'Don't you think it would look nicer...', that director's going to hate your guts. Particularly if it's a good idea.
‐‐ Peter Mullan
There's no such thing as an aura of mystery anymore. It doesn't exist. That's a thing of the past.
‐‐ Scarlett Johansson
There's no such thing as an independent person.
‐‐ Peter Jennings
There's no such thing as an original sin.
‐‐ Elvis Costello
There's no such thing as an overnight success. It took me a long to get there.
‐‐ Cindy Margolis
There's no such thing as an uber-mom.
‐‐ Kelly Ripa
There's no such thing as anybody who can't be beat; everybody can be beat. It's a question of how hard you're willing to work. It's a question of the environment, the surroundings. Frankly, there's a lot of issues with timing.
‐‐ Pete Gallego
There's no such thing as bad weather, just soft people.
‐‐ Bill Bowerman
There's no such thing as being too Southern.
‐‐ Lewis Grizzard
There's no such thing as coulda, shoulda, or woulda. If you shoulda and coulda, you woulda done it.
‐‐ Pat Riley
There's no such thing as downtime for your brain.
‐‐ Jeffrey Kluger
There's no such thing as easy, but it's easier when a script is good.
‐‐ Mads Mikkelsen
There's no such thing as 'facts of life'. Only standing theories that haven't been disproved as of yet.
‐‐ Simon Travaglia
There's no such thing as failure - just waiting for success.
‐‐ John Osborne
There's no such thing as going to a soapbox and saying, 'The government's corrupt,' and not having the intelligence service see your face. In the digital world, that can be done.
‐‐ Bill Gates
There's no such thing as good news in America.
‐‐ Morrissey
There's no such thing as good or bad dinosaurs. There are predators and prey. The T-Rex in 'Jurassic Park' took human lives and saved them. No one interpreted her as good or bad.
‐‐ Colin Trevorrow
There's no such thing as 'hard sell' and 'soft sell.' There's only 'smart sell' and 'stupid sell.'
‐‐ Leo Burnett
There's no such thing as identity: it's something we have to believe in to make life more tolerable.
‐‐ Sebastian Faulks
There's no such thing as lack of confidence. You either have it or you don't.
‐‐ Rob Andrew
There's no such thing as low-cost fuels.
‐‐ Maurice Flanagan
There's no such thing as median income; there's a curve, and it really matters what side of the curve you're on. There's no such thing as the middle class. It's absolutely vanishing.
‐‐ Marc Andreessen
There's no such thing as morality.
‐‐ Robert M. Pirsig
There's no such thing as multitasking.
‐‐ Jim Loehr
There's no such thing as old age. I'm no different now than I was 50 years ago. I'm just having more fun.
‐‐ Philip Johnson
There's no such thing as old age, there is only sorrow.
‐‐ Fay Weldon
There's no such thing as perfect writing, just like there's no such thing as perfect despair.
‐‐ Haruki Murakami
There's no such thing as quality time; there's only quantity time.
‐‐ Steve Schirripa
There's no such thing as reverse racism.
‐‐ Paul Mooney
There's no such thing as saying that we'll ever find the ultimate cause of stuff. We can only work to push our understanding one step further.
‐‐ John C. Mather
There's no such thing as second class citizenship. That's like telling me you can be a little bit pregnant.
‐‐ H. Rap Brown
There's no such thing as simple. Simple is hard.
‐‐ Martin Scorsese
There's no such thing as soy milk. It's soy juice.
‐‐ Lewis Black
There's no such thing as talent; you just have to work hard enough.
‐‐ David Mamet
There's no such thing as the contemporary novel. Before I seem the complete reactionary, let me add that I've happily joined in many discussions about 'the contemporary novel' where what that usually, unproblematically means is novels that have appeared recently or may appear soon.
‐‐ Graham Swift
There's no such thing as The Method. The term 'method-acting' is so much nonsense. There are many methods, many techniques.
‐‐ Susan Strasberg
There's no such thing as the United Nations. If the U.N. secretary building in New York lost 10 stories, it wouldn't make a bit of difference.
‐‐ John Bolton
There's no such thing as too late. There are different roles for different ages, assuming an actress has something to offer. There aren't many Helen Mirrens and Meryl Steeps, and it takes a lot of talent to get to that level. I hope I have it. That's the model I aspire to if I'm lucky enough. It's all about luck.
‐‐ Ayelet Zurer
There's no such thing as trends. There's no such thing as style, even. It's just whatever you feel.
‐‐ Zendaya
There's no such thing as unwanted attention for an actor.
‐‐ James Nesbitt
There's no such thing as work-life balance. There are work-life choices, and you make them, and they have consequences.
‐‐ Jack Welch
There's no such thing as writer's block. I'm brilliant all the time every day. It never stops.
‐‐ Dave Finkel
There's no such thing is aging, but maturing and knowledge. It's beautiful, I call that beauty.
‐‐ Celine Dion
There's no such thing, you know, as picking out the best woman: it's only a question of comparative badness, brother.
‐‐ Plautus
There's no sustenance in the past.
‐‐ Violette Leduc
There's no taking trout with dry breeches.
‐‐ Miguel de Cervantes
There's no telling how many guns we have in America - and when one gets used in a crime, no way for the cops to connect it to its owner. The only place the police can turn for help is a Kafkaesque agency in West Virginia, where, thanks to the gun lobby, computers are illegal and detective work is absurdly antiquated.
‐‐ Jeanne Marie Laskas
There's no text that can replace a loving touch when someone we love is hurting.
‐‐ Ashton Kutcher
There's no thrill like throwing a touchdown pass.
‐‐ Joe Montana
There's no time for boys in my life right now.
‐‐ Karlie Kloss
There's no time, place, or purpose of a government shutdown or default.
‐‐ Cory Gardner
There's no time to waste. Every day, there needs to be movement on something.
‐‐ Desiree Rogers
There's no tour plans, no reunion, no new album... nothing.
‐‐ Dee Snider
There's no tradition today except initials, 'CSI,' 'NCIS,' all the rest. Even with reruns today, people don't know there was a 'Dick Van Dyke Show,' or 'Andy Griffith,' or 'Cheers.'
‐‐ Bill Cosby
There's no traditional three act structure - or beginning, middle and end - to a family tree. By its nature, it has almost infinite different branches, or episodes, to explore in every direction.
‐‐ Jim Piddock
There's no tragedy in life like the death of a child. Things never get back to the way they were.
‐‐ Dwight D. Eisenhower