All Quotes

Thank the Lord for a mother who was a general as well as a Latter-day Saint; who realized that it was a remarkable and splendid thing to encourage a boy to do something besides perhaps milking cows if he was on a farm, if he had ambitions along athletic lines.
‐‐ Heber J. Grant

Thank the Lord for using each person as a tool in your life to deepen your insight into His grace and conforming you to the image of His Son.
‐‐ Charles Stanley

Thank you... adjustable baseball caps with no logo on the front and mesh netting in the back, for being a great way to say, 'Hi, I'm over 80 years old.'
‐‐ Jimmy Fallon

Thank you... Apple, for adding a camera to the iPod Nano. Now it's just like the iPhone except it can't make calls. So basically, it's just like the iPhone.
‐‐ Jimmy Fallon

Thank you, dear God, for this good life and forgive us if we do not love it enough. Thank you for the rain. And for the chance to wake up in three hours and go fishing: I thank you for that now, because I won't feel so thankful then.
‐‐ Garrison Keillor

Thank you... fantasy football draft, for letting me know that even in my fantasies, I am bad at sports.
‐‐ Jimmy Fallon

Thank you... fat dude with giant headphones on the subway, for looking like what would've happened if Jabba the Hutt mated with Princess Leia.
‐‐ Jimmy Fallon

Thank you for accepting me as I am, with my virtues and defects.
‐‐ Jenni Rivera

Thank you for allowing me to use colors as rich and deep as you please. I had always wanted to do so, yet was never allowed because of the color capabilities of our lithographers. Now that I have done it, I don't think I'll ever go back.
‐‐ Maxfield Parrish

Thank you for leaving us alone but giving us enough attention to boost our egos.
‐‐ Mick Jagger

Thank you for life, and all the little ups and downs that make it worth living.
‐‐ Travis Barker

Thank you for making a web site for me. I was so surprised when I found it.
‐‐ Susan Olsen

Thank you for making me nouveau riche.
‐‐ Jerry Della Femina

Thank you for reminding Canada that I'm a disappointment to them. I like hockey, I love it, but I'm not an avid hockey - let's face it, true Canadian - fan. I've always been more into snowboarding and skateboarding and sort of the alternative sports, I'm not crazy about hockey - but love it!
‐‐ Dustin Milligan

Thank you for sending me a copy of your book - I'll waste no time reading it.
‐‐ Moses Hadas

Thank you for sneaking your transistor under the pillow as you grew up loving the Tigers. God has a new adventure for me.
‐‐ Vin Scully

Thank you for the confidence put in my by the motherland and the people, for giving me this chance to represent China's millions of women by going into space.
‐‐ Liu Yang

Thank you for the music, Sleater-Kinney. This gang of three was the best American punk rock band ever. Ever.
‐‐ Rob Sheffield

Thank you for the opportunity for the Democratic Party and progressives to reclaim the votes of the sane citizens of these United States.
‐‐ Jennifer Granholm

Thank you for the sacrifices you and your families are making. Our Vietnam Veterans have taught us that no matter what are positions may be on policy, as Americans and patriots, we must support all of our soldiers with our thoughts and our prayers.
‐‐ Zack Wamp

Thank you, God, for this good life and forgive us if we do not love it enough.
‐‐ Garrison Keillor

Thank you, hard taco shells, for surviving the long journey from factory, to supermarket, to my plate and then breaking the moment I put something inside you. Thank you.
‐‐ Jimmy Fallon

Thank you, Hollywood, for allowing me to be part of your group.
‐‐ Aaron Paul

Thank you, horseradish, for being neither a radish nor a horse. What you are is a liar food.
‐‐ Jimmy Fallon

'Thank you' is often an admission that you needed something that wasn't being fulfilled or you couldn't do on your own, so you needed someone else. There is also guilt. We think, 'Well, too much time has gone by, and it doesn't matter,' but it does. It always matters.
‐‐ Elizabeth Banks

'Thank you' is the best prayer that anyone could say. I say that one a lot. Thank you expresses extreme gratitude, humility, understanding.
‐‐ Alice Walker

Thank you... motion sensor hand towel machine. You never work, so I just end up looking like I'm waving hello to a wall robot.
‐‐ Jimmy Fallon

Thank you, Occupy Wall Street. With your vivid example of anticapitalist squalor, I've been able to convince all three of my children to become investment bankers.
‐‐ P. J. O'Rourke

Thank you, people who say 'Wow, you're really photogenic,' for not saying what you really mean: 'Wow, you're really ugly in person.'
‐‐ Jimmy Fallon

'Thank you power' is writing down the moments that are good in your life so that you can go back and reflect on them - so you've got this sort of repository of good stuff in your past.
‐‐ Deborah Norville

Thank you... preseason football, for having all the excitement, commercials, and time-outs of the regular season, but with none of the mattering. I appreciate it. Thank you.
‐‐ Jimmy Fallon

Thank you... 'Real Housewives of Atlanta,' for demonstrating a universal truth: Idiots like me will always watch idiots like you fight on TV. You will forever be in my TiVo.
‐‐ Jimmy Fallon

Thank you so much for supporting me from the day I stepped foot into the music industry. It really means something to me to have Maya Angelou speak on my behalf. It also means a lot to have Oprah on my speed dial!
‐‐ Mary J. Blige

Thank you to all for your prayers and good wishes. It gave me the strength to persevere and warmed my heart.
‐‐ Steven Cojocaru

Thank you to country radio for believing in me.
‐‐ Hunter Hayes

Thank you to everyone that has made me the athlete I am! God, family and friends, my competitors and supporters! You have all had a hand!
‐‐ Oscar Pistorius

Thank you to the children whose innocent words encouraged me.
‐‐ Malala Yousafzai

Thank you to the readers of the 'Huffington Post' for voting me the 'Hottest Freshman' of the 111th Congress. It's about time politicians from Illinois were known for something other than bad haircuts or having the ability to walk on water.
‐‐ Aaron Schock

Thank you, yard sales, for being the perfect way to say to your neighbors: 'We think we're important enough to charge money for our garbage.'
‐‐ Jimmy Fallon

Thankfully, Australia has emerged from its inauspicious colonial beginnings to become a proud nation, a nation that overcame those primeval prejudices.
‐‐ Rupert Murdoch

Thankfully, beauty is easier to remove than apply, and a swipe of demaquillage in the right direction and you are you once again.
‐‐ Margaret Cho

Thankfully, dreams can change. If we'd all stuck with our first dream, the world would be overrun with cowboys and princesses.
‐‐ Stephen Colbert

Thankfully, due to the United Kingdom and the commitment of the Westminster government we are able to ensure that money brought in, whether it be from the City of London or from North Sea oil, can be pooled and directed to wherever it is needed most. That is what being in the United Kingdom is all about.
‐‐ Iain Duncan Smith

Thankfully, God blessed me with some legs that move pretty good, and we also get to wear pads, so I should be alright.
‐‐ Colin Kaepernick

Thankfully, God's restraining grace keeps even the worst of us from being utterly depraved. The worst people who have ever lived could've been worse.
‐‐ Tullian Tchividjian

Thankfully, I don't have a real mullet.
‐‐ Josh McDermitt

Thankfully, I found athletics. My mum didn't like it at first, but the funny thing is that, now, she's the biggest athletics fan out there. She's a real expert, and she's got all the heptathlon books.
‐‐ Katarina Johnson-Thompson

Thankfully, I have a background as an actor, and you learn how to live in that world of not knowing what's going to happen next.
‐‐ Jon Favreau

Thankfully, I have a job where it does not matter in the least what I look like.
‐‐ Jason Aaron