I mean, I wouldn't pay more than a couple of quid to see me, and I'm me. Terry Pratchett couplepayquid Change image and share on social
Genius is always allowed some leeway, once the hammer has been pried from its hands and the blood has been cleaned up. Terry Pratchett allowbloodclean Change image and share on social
I don't really plan. I'm almost intuitive about things. Terry Pratchett intuitiveplanthing Change image and share on social
I like writing. I get cranky when I can't. Yes, I write books back to back, and I work very hard on them. Terry Pratchett backbookcranky Change image and share on social
I do not, in fact, use many puns. Certainly there are far fewer than people believe. But I suspect the ones I do occasionally use tend to hang around in people's memories for a while. Terry Pratchett factfewhang Change image and share on social
I've got wide tastes, but I don't like jazz. Terry Pratchett havejazztaste Change image and share on social
I didn't go to university. Didn't even finish A-levels. But I have sympathy for those who did. Terry Pratchett finishlevelsympathy Change image and share on social
You can't die with an unfinished book. Terry Pratchett bookdieunfinished Change image and share on social
It's not morbid to talk about death. Most people don't worry about death, they worry about a bad death. Terry Pratchett baddeathmorbid Change image and share on social
Writing is the most fun you can have by yourself. Terry Pratchett funwrite Change image and share on social
