Mind you, the Elizabethans had so many words for the female genitals that it is quite hard to speak a sentence of modern English without inadvertently mentioning at least three of them. Terry Pratchett elizabethanenglishfemale Change image and share on social
I don't believe in the war god of the Israelites. He's a bogeyman. Jesus preached the golden rule, by and large. Terry Pratchett bogeymangodgolden Change image and share on social
Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life. Terry Pratchett builddayfire Change image and share on social
In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded. Terry Pratchett beginexplode Change image and share on social
Freedom without limits is just a word. Terry Pratchett freedomlimitword Change image and share on social
In my heart, I'm just a kid from the council houses. I can remember the old cottage and my dad coming round with the tin bath. I'm not a rich man. Terry Pratchett bathcomecottage Change image and share on social
There are some people who hate my guts. But that goes with the territory. Terry Pratchett guthatepeople Change image and share on social
I grow as many of our vegetables as I can, because my granddad was a professional gardener, and it's in the blood. Terry Pratchett bloodgardenergranddad Change image and share on social
It's useful to go out of this world and see it from the perspective of another one. Terry Pratchett perspectiveworld Change image and share on social
I'm not really good at fun-to-know, human interest stuff. We're not 'celebrities', whose life itself is a performance. Good or bad or ugly, we are our words. They're what people meet. Terry Pratchett badcelebrityfun Change image and share on social
