I don't believe in the war god of the Israelites. He's a bogeyman. Jesus preached the golden rule, by and large. Terry Pratchett bogeymangodgolden Change image and share on social
I must have read every issue of 'Punch' published in the 20th century, and I think in the process I picked up the true voice of English humour - that amiable, fairly liberal, laconic voice which you find in something like 'Three Men in a Boat.' Terry Pratchett 20thamiableboat share on social
It occurred to me that at one point it was like I had two diseases - one was Alzheimer's, and the other was knowing I had Alzheimer's. Terry Pratchett alzheimerdiseaseknow Change image and share on social
Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out til too late that he's been playing with two queens all along. Terry Pratchett chessdicefate Change image and share on social
It's useful to go out of this world and see it from the perspective of another one. Terry Pratchett perspectiveworld Change image and share on social
Dickens, as you know, never got round to starting his home page. Terry Pratchett dickenhomepage Change image and share on social
I think we are waiting for an e-book that even non-techies can be comfortable with. From my point of view, the biggest change is that I don't have to spend most of the day printing out and packaging a manuscript. I think I almost miss that. Terry Pratchett bigbookchange share on social
Mum had done everything you need to educate a kid. She made me a kid who likes books and she told me about 'Wind in the Willows' and read it and I thought this is weird, Rat, Mole, Toad and my first ever Bolshie thought - you know about 'The Wind in the Willows.' Terry Pratchett bolshiebookeducate share on social
My experience in Amsterdam is that cyclists ride where the hell they like and aim in a state of rage at all pedestrians while ringing their bell loudly, the concept of avoiding people being foreign to them. Terry Pratchett aimamsterdamavoid share on social
They say a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but it's not one half so bad as a lot of ignorance. Terry Pratchett baddangeroushalf Change image and share on social
