In real life, the most important decision you ever make is, where does reality leave off and make-believe begin? If you make a mistake about that, you're dead. You know, you're out on the street corner. You think there's no bus coming. You step out, you're dead. Teller beginbuscome share on social
The Boy Scouts of America is no longer entirely what people think it is. Essentially, it has been hijacked by religious conservatives. Teller americaboyconservative Change image and share on social
Sometimes, magic is just someone spending more time on something than anyone else might reasonably expect. Teller expectmagicspend Change image and share on social
Nothing fools you better than the lie you tell yourself. Teller foollie Change image and share on social
Given my absolute druthers, I would certainly like to see that every part of my body is used for spare parts for science. Teller absolutebodydruthers Change image and share on social
Magic is an art form where you lie and tell people you are lying. Teller artformlie Change image and share on social
Comedically, unpleasantness is great fun. Teller comedicallyfungreat Change image and share on social
If there isn't at least the threat of violence in art, it tends to be kind of tiresome. Teller artkindthreat Change image and share on social
Doing beautiful things is its own reward. Teller beautifulrewardthing Change image and share on social
