People come up to me on the street and make some little joke - like they'll say, 'Excuse me, sir, what time is it?' And I'll say, you know, '5:15,' and they'll say, 'Hey! Made you talk!' And that's merely a way of saying, 'I know your work and I like you.' Teller excuseheyjoke share on social
The Boy Scouts of America is no longer entirely what people think it is. Essentially, it has been hijacked by religious conservatives. Teller americaboyconservative Change image and share on social
In real life, the most important decision you ever make is, where does reality leave off and make-believe begin? If you make a mistake about that, you're dead. You know, you're out on the street corner. You think there's no bus coming. You step out, you're dead. Teller beginbuscome share on social
Every time you perform a magic trick, you're engaging in experimental psychology. If the audience asks, 'How the hell did he do that?' then the experiment was successful. Teller askaudienceengage Change image and share on social
I always assumed I'd spend my life happily performing in artsy-fartsy little theaters. Teller artsyassumefartsy Change image and share on social
Given my absolute druthers, I would certainly like to see that every part of my body is used for spare parts for science. Teller absolutebodydruthers Change image and share on social
Sometimes, magic is just someone spending more time on something than anyone else might reasonably expect. Teller expectmagicspend Change image and share on social
I'm more apt to cry at something beautiful than at something sad. Teller aptbeautifulcry Change image and share on social
Magic is an art form where you lie and tell people you are lying. Teller artformlie Change image and share on social