Every time I could possibly be doing stand up, I am. Download Download Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Rotate quotes possibly stand time
I laugh at absurdity hardest, then stories, then observations, then bearded men on roller skates. T. J. Miller absurditybeardedhard Change image and share on social
I care less about selling tickets and getting Twitter followers than I do about making as many people laugh as I can. I'd rather make people laugh than make them know who T.J. Miller is. T. J. Miller carefollowerlaugh Change image and share on social
My father really told me, seriously, if you want something, you can have it, but you may have to work harder than anyone else around you. T. J. Miller fatherhardtell Change image and share on social
I studied international relations and economics at the University of Virginia. I paid my way by working as a bartender in the summer and at three part-time jobs during the year. Jacqueline Novogratz bartendereconomicsinternational Change image and share on social
I hate the bad rap that people give my parents. Because they are just parents, really, at the end of the day trying to stand up for their daughter and themselves. Lindsay Lohan baddaughterday Change image and share on social
There is a terribly terrestrial mindset about what we need to do to take care of the planet - as if the ocean somehow doesn't matter or is so big, so vast that it can take care of itself, or that there is nothing that we could possibly do that we could harm the ocean. Sylvia Earle bigcareharm share on social