When I finally retire, I just want to go away so no one has to listen to me. Steve Martin finallylistenretire Change image and share on social
I love technology, and I love science. It's just always all in the way you use it. So there's no - you can't really blame anything on the technology. It's just the way people use it, and it always has been. Steve Martin blamelovepeople share on social
There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won't stand for that. Steve Martin breakcatchstand Change image and share on social
With comedy, you have no place to go but more comedy, so you're never off the hook. Steve Martin comedyhookplace Change image and share on social
I realized that comedians of the day were operating on jokes and punch lines. The moment you say the punch line, the audience either laughs sincerely or they laugh automatically or they don't laugh. The thing that bothered me was that automatic laugh. I said, that's not real laughter. Steve Martin audienceautomaticautomatically share on social
L.A. is only where you live, because otherwise it's just a sprawling mass of everything, and I think if you live in L.A., you get a little network of places you go, and people you see, and when you leave town, you do miss those places and your friends. Steve Martin friendleavelive share on social
Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them. Steve Martin kissleadman Change image and share on social
I'm for the Wall Street Occupiers. But will they accept me when they find out I sell packaged mortgage default instruments to children? Steve Martin acceptchilddefault Change image and share on social
I think there are people out there writing original bluegrass songs, but it's hard to get them out on the air. Steve Martin airbluegrasshard Change image and share on social
Theories, for me, are just about freeing your mind. It doesn't mean the theory is going to work like a scientific theory works. It's about freeing your mind and making you think a different way. Steve Martin freemakemind Change image and share on social
