Don't underestimate your kids. Don't be condescending, because they're children but they're not stupid. Steve Carell childcondescendkid Change image and share on social
I play the baritone horn - which is like a mini tuba, and is the least sexy instrument you can choose, and I generally say I don't play one so I don't have to acknowledge it. I also play fife. Steve Carell acknowledgebaritonechoose Change image and share on social
Everybody should be normal. Everybody should be nice. I think they go hand in hand, and that to me is the default setting. Steve Carell defaulthandnice Change image and share on social
In my wildest dreams I never thought - well, I never thought I'd work. Steve Carell dreamthinkwild Change image and share on social
Goalies almost never get credit for winning a game, but they always get blamed for losing a game. Steve Carell blamecreditgame Change image and share on social
Talking to my wife, we stare at each other, saying, 'How is this happening? Why is this happening? Why now?' It's nothing I ever aspired to. Steve Carell aspirehappenstare Change image and share on social
Style advice? Always wear clothes... that are... clean, for starters. An added bonus if it is pressed as well. Unless you are wearing clothes that are supposed to look rumpled. Steve Carell addadvicebonus Change image and share on social
Six-year-olds are very wrapped up in their own lives, and that's the way it should be. Steve Carell liveoldwrap Change image and share on social
In an enclosed space, a camel's breath can change the atmosphere of the room. Not only just the smell, they literally seem to change the atmospheric pressure. It's so disgusting. It's like they have eight stomachs each more rancid then the next and it just comes out of their mouth. Steve Carell atmosphereatmosphericbreath share on social
I don't like to get angry. It doesn't make me feel good. It is very human, but it's also a loss of control, and I like to have that kind of control. Steve Carell angrycontrolfeel Change image and share on social
