Goalies almost never get credit for winning a game, but they always get blamed for losing a game. Steve Carell blamecreditgame Change image and share on social
I have no idea where my pathetic nature comes from. If I thought about it too long, it would depress me. Steve Carell depressidealong Change image and share on social
What kind of person would have a real craving for gummy worms? Steve Carell cravegummykind Change image and share on social
My wife is way funnier than I am. As much as I don't really feel I share a sense of humour with my family, I definitely share one with her - we find the same things funny. Steve Carell familyfeelfind Change image and share on social
I'm a fun dad, but I don't know if I'm the fun, crazy dad. Steve Carell crazydadfun Change image and share on social
You project a version of yourself to the public to protect and insulate yourself a little bit. Actors come up with a version of themselves in order to protect the real person. Steve Carell actorbiteinsulate Change image and share on social
You're doing your kids a disservice if they do get everything they want because that's not the way life's going to go, and I think kids have to have some reality. Steve Carell disservicekidlife Change image and share on social
I'm not a crazy Vegas guy. I'm not a gambler. Steve Carell crazygamblerguy Change image and share on social
I had a friend who, after 25 years of marriage, found himself trying to date again, and it was completely different. Everything had changed, and he had to reacquaint himself. It was funny even talking to him about it. For someone who has been out of the loop, it's a different world. Steve Carell changecompletelydate share on social
Whenever I'm offered something, I always read the script and meet the director. I still appreciate just being considered. Steve Carell considerdirectormeet Change image and share on social
