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Don't be afraid to make things up. Never fear being exposed as a fraud. Experts make things up all the time. They're qualified to. Stephen Colbert afraidexpertexpose Change image and share on social
I have a mug that actually verifies that I'm the world's best dad. That's a mug. That's not me talking. You can't just buy those. Stephen Colbert buydadmug Change image and share on social
Isn't an agnostic just an atheist without balls? Stephen Colbert agnosticatheistball Change image and share on social
A lot of people think I'm a comedian. Dolly Parton comedianlotpeople Change image and share on social
Every time a congressman or pundit says its 'class warfare' to increase taxes on the wealthy, it's a massive lie. Adam McKay classcongressmanincrease Change image and share on social