I'm an actor. I hate to blow everyone's illusions. Download Download Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Rotate quotes actor blow hate
Don't be afraid to make things up. Never fear being exposed as a fraud. Experts make things up all the time. They're qualified to. Stephen Colbert afraidexpertexpose Change image and share on social
I have a mug that actually verifies that I'm the world's best dad. That's a mug. That's not me talking. You can't just buy those. Stephen Colbert buydadmug Change image and share on social
Isn't an agnostic just an atheist without balls? Stephen Colbert agnosticatheistball Change image and share on social
I think for any actor, for the roles they deeply, truly want? They always have to audition for them. Devon Bostick actorauditiondeeply Change image and share on social
We did the 'MacGruber' Super Bowl spot for Pepsi, which generated some outside interest. We have a sketch where a guy blows up after 90 seconds. How are we going to make that into a movie? Jorma Taccone blowbowlgenerate Change image and share on social
I hate the bad rap that people give my parents. Because they are just parents, really, at the end of the day trying to stand up for their daughter and themselves. Lindsay Lohan baddaughterday Change image and share on social
