If you had a face like mine, you'd punch me right on the nose, and I'm just the fella to do it. Stan Laurel facefellamine Change image and share on social
If any of you cry at my funeral, I'll never speak to you again! Stan Laurel cryfuneralspeak Change image and share on social
What business do we have telling people who to vote for? They probably know more about it than we do. Stan Laurel businesspeopletell Change image and share on social
If anyone at my funeral has a long face, I'll never speak to him again. Stan Laurel facefunerallong Change image and share on social
A friend once asked me what comedy was. That floored me. What is comedy? I don't know. Does anybody? Can you define it? All I know is that I learned how to get laughs, and that's all I know about it. You have to learn what people will laugh at, then proceed accordingly. Stan Laurel askcomedydefine share on social
I don't deserve to be mentioned in the same sentence with Charles Chaplin. Stan Laurel chaplincharledeserve Change image and share on social
You can lead a horse to water, but a pencil must be led. Stan Laurel horseleadpencil Change image and share on social
Humor is the truth; wit is an exaggeration of the truth. Stan Laurel exaggerationhumortruth Change image and share on social
I had a dream that I was awake and I woke up to find myself asleep. Stan Laurel asleepawakedream Change image and share on social
