I was a very quiet child growing up. I always knew that I was funny - I just never put it to use. Download Download Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Rotate quotes child funny grow
My goal before I die is to get all of my thoughts out. Spoken Reasons diegoalthought Change image and share on social
I'm picking and choosing what I want to do. Spoken Reasons choosepick Change image and share on social
YouTube is the new TV. I'm the voice of the young people. I feel like kids these days don't watch TV anymore... No, I will never leave YouTube. Never ever ever... If I do, you can do whatever you want to me. Spoken Reasons anymoredayfeel share on social
You make your first album, you make some money, and you feel like you still have to show face, like 'I still go to the projects.' I'm like, why? Your job is to inspire people from your neighborhood to get out. You grew up there. What makes you think it's so cool? Jay-Z albumcoolface share on social
I think Chelsea Handler is the funniest woman. David Alan Grier chelseafunnyhandler Change image and share on social
As a young child my attention span was, as I remember it, rather short. Michael Morpurgo attentionchildremember Change image and share on social