I was diagnosed with a severe temporal spatial deficit, a learning disability that means I have zero spatial relations skills. It was official: I was a genius trapped in an idiot's body. Sloane Crosley bodydeficitdiagnose Change image and share on social
I love to bake, so I made vanilla bean and blueberry muffins for sick hospital children. Just kidding! All of that is true except the sick children part. Sloane Crosley bakebeanblueberry Change image and share on social
I have a disproportionate amount of faith in the goodness of the world and that everything will actually work out okay. Sloane Crosley amountdisproportionatefaith Change image and share on social
There's an 'Everything must go!' emotional liquidation feel to the end of your twenties, isn't there? What will happen if we turn thirty and we're not 'ready?' You don't feel entirely settled in any aspect of your life, even if you are on paper. Sloane Crosley aspectemotionalend share on social
New Yorkers have a delightfully narcissistic habit of assuming that if they're not conscious of a scene, it doesn't exist. Sloane Crosley assumeconsciousdelightfully Change image and share on social
I'm a summer baby, so I usually have my birthday as a good summer memory. Sloane Crosley babybirthdaygood Change image and share on social
Let me put it this way: I don't feel as settled as I look. I think that's true of everyone, probably. Except for Beyonce and Jay-Z. I don't think they wake up and think, 'Ugh, when's it going to work out for us? Why can't we catch a break?' Aside from them, I'm pretty sure everyone's life feels a lot less intentional. Sloane Crosley beyoncebreakcatch share on social
A pet store is a celebration of dogs' existence and an explosion of options. About cats, a pet store seems to say, 'Here, we couldn't think of anything else.' Cats are the Hanukkah of the animal world in this way. They are feted quietly and happily by a minority, but there's only so much hoopla applicable to them. Sloane Crosley animalapplicablecat share on social
The truth is, I wrote a novel when I was 23. It's hideously bad. Truly rotten. Sloane Crosley badhideouslyrotten Change image and share on social
Cohabitation seems a greater leap in cities because it's all the harder to extract oneself if things turn sour. It's what keeps otherwise functional adults living with their mothers. Sloane Crosley adultcitycohabitation Change image and share on social