Simone de Beauvoir

Life is occupied in both perpetuating itself and in surpassing itself; if all it does is maintain itself, then living is only not dying.

The most mediocre of males feels himself a demigod as compared with women.

To catch a husband is an art; to hold him is a job.

We did the 'MacGruber' Super Bowl spot for Pepsi, which generated some outside interest. We have a sketch where a guy blows up after 90 seconds. How are we going to make that into a movie?

I'd date someone younger or older; age doesn't matter to me. Or looks, really - it's all about maturity.

Acting is a masochistic form of exhibitionism. It is not quite the occupation of an adult.