I met someone the other night who's 28 years old, and he hasn't worked a day since he left college because he's pursuing a dream he'll never, ever realize: He thinks he's a great singer. Actually, he's crap. Simon Cowell collegecrapday share on social
I was 12 years old when I first realized that food could be hot. That's why I turned out the way I am. Simon Cowell foodhotrealize Change image and share on social
When you get your first pay cheque, it's the best feeling in the world. Simon Cowell chequefeltpay Change image and share on social
We have hated the French for years. Now you have just joined the club. It makes you much more likable. Simon Cowell clubfrenchhate Change image and share on social
Rules equal boredom, and I don't like that. Simon Cowell boredomequalrule Change image and share on social
I get very anti-social, depressed and irritable with people. I don't have time for them. I can't make phone calls and stuff. I just sit on my own for days. Simon Cowell anticallday Change image and share on social
My dad said to me, 'Work hard and be patient.' It was the best advice he ever gave me. You have to put the hours in. Simon Cowell advicedadgive Change image and share on social
If you only ever heard Lady Gaga, she's the most boring singer in the world. Simon Cowell boregagahear Change image and share on social
I do a couple of hundred press-ups a day but I haven't been to a gym in years. Simon Cowell coupledaygym Change image and share on social
I've never bought a Dylan record. A singing poet? It just bores me to tears. I've got to tell you, if I had 10 Dylans in the final of 'American Idol,' we would not be getting 30 million viewers a week. I don't believe the Bob Dylans of this world would make 'American Idol 'a better show. Simon Cowell americanbobbore share on social