Shave off your beard and wear a dress. You would be a great female impersonator. Download Download Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Rotate quotes beard dress female
I like spaghetti bolognese, I like baked beans on toast. I hate French food. I hate fancy food. Simon Cowell bakebeanbolognese Change image and share on social
When someone asks, 'Does success make you into a monster?' I always say, 'No, it enables you to be a monster.' Simon Cowell askenablemake Change image and share on social
Every time I sat in a chemistry lesson, I thought, 'What am I doing this for? I don't ever want to be in a job that involves a Bunsen burner.' Simon Cowell bunsenburnerchemistry Change image and share on social
I go for all sharing the privileges of the government, who assist in bearing its burdens. Consequently, I go for admitting all whites to the right of suffrage, who pay taxes or bear arms (by no means excluding females). Abraham Lincoln admitarmassist share on social
When I was presenting 'Animal Hospital,' the grey started to creep into my beard and moustache. I used my wife's mascara to darken it. Rolf Harris animalbeardcreep Change image and share on social
Working on 'Austin and Ally' has been an absolute dream! We literally have fun every single day! Whether it's scaring each other or singing together or just hanging out in each other's dressing rooms, the cast and I are super close! I feel really lucky to be with everyone on our set! Laura Marano absoluteallyaustin share on social
