Sherman Hemsley

I always told my mother I wanted a job where I could have a lot of fun and have a lot of time off. She asked me where I was going to find that, and I said, 'I don't know, but it's out there.'

Making people laugh was automatic.

I'm just an old hippie. You know, peace and love.

If every time you engage in a sex act, you go into a confession box, you will never accept your own sexuality.

I had trained myself not to go to the bathroom throughout my elementary and junior high school years because I was bullied. And you don't understand why you're being bullied, so you just suppress it.

I am thrilled to get the chance to write comics - and to tell Forgotten Realms tales, to boot!