Shaun Alexander

I think there will be more smiles when the smoke clears.

One thing I've been doing since I was a little kid and that's score touchdowns so if somebody needs somebody to get in the red zone and do some work, I could probably still do that pretty well.

If I could have one superpower, I'd want to have the power of mind over matter. I'd want to be able to move things and people with my mind.

I laugh at absurdity hardest, then stories, then observations, then bearded men on roller skates.

I write about the men you want to read about but don't necessarily want to be married to.

If every time you engage in a sex act, you go into a confession box, you will never accept your own sexuality.