Americans know as much about Canada as straight people do about gays. Americans arrive at the border with skis in July, and straight people think that being gay is just a phase. A very long phase. Scott Thompson americanarriveborder Change image and share on social
In France, everyone speaks French 'cause they think it's cool. Gives 'em, gives 'em an excuse to smoke. Scott Thompson coolexcusefrance Change image and share on social
I wanted to be a male ballet dancer. Scott Thompson balletdancermale Change image and share on social
Comedy is actually very macho driven. Scott Thompson comedydrivemacho Change image and share on social
My cancer continues to make for all kind of hilarity. Scott Thompson cancercontinuehilarity Change image and share on social
I resented that my career wasn't going the way that it was supposed to. And I was angry that I wasn't getting the parts that I wanted. Scott Thompson angrycareerpart Change image and share on social
My theory is that comedy comes from little people. Scott Thompson comedypeopletheory Change image and share on social
