This world is filled with five billion people with five billion different ways of looking at things. Scott Thompson billionfillpeople Change image and share on social
I'm not really cool, or dashing, or any of those things. Scott Thompson cooldashthing Change image and share on social
I've pretty much given up on the orange. I really have. I just don't even bother. It's just either sour, or woody, or the skin's too thick. It's very nice when you come across the perfect orange, because it's really a beautiful experience. But the stakes are too high. Scott Thompson beautifulbotherexperience share on social
The gay male is always going to be at the bottom. Scott Thompson bottomgaymale Change image and share on social
Fathers should start teaching the boys how to punch. Scott Thompson boyfatherpunch Change image and share on social
In Canadian comedy, you'll almost never see guns. If you bring a gun into a scene, it's like, 'Whoa! Wow, how are we going to deal with that!' Guns in an American comedy are a given. Violence in America is used in a much more cavalier way. Scott Thompson americaamericanbring share on social
You know what worries me? Interacting with the kids. I'm afraid that's when my Tourette's will kick in. Scott Thompson afraidinteractkick Change image and share on social
I think Canadian humor is a little less broad than American humor. Scott Thompson americanbroadcanadian Change image and share on social
Americans know as much about Canada as straight people do about gays. Americans arrive at the border with skis in July, and straight people think that being gay is just a phase. A very long phase. Scott Thompson americanarriveborder Change image and share on social