I like my life alone. I mean, I love being with friends, and I love kissing and loving someone to pieces. But it's hard to find someone who doesn't ultimately start judging you and your choices. Sarah Silverman choicefindfriend Change image and share on social
And then before going back for my sophomore year, I decided to change my major to arts and sciences, and my dad cut a deal with me: He said if I'd quit school he'd pay my rent for the next three years, as if I were in school. Sarah Silverman artbackchange share on social
My growing up years, we watched 'Happy Days,' every night. I don't know what was reruns and what was new. Sarah Silverman daygrowhappy Change image and share on social
I mean, I talk about being Jewish a lot. It's funny because I do think of myself as Jewish ethnically, but I'm not religious at all. I have no religion. Sarah Silverman ethnicallyfunnyjewish Change image and share on social
I love making videos on my couch. You can put those on the Internet fast. I can express myself. Sarah Silverman couchexpressfast Change image and share on social
I'm not the marrying type, but I always want to be with someone who is a fan. Sarah Silverman fanmarrytype Change image and share on social
I never defend my material. Comedy is subjective. Sarah Silverman comedydefendmaterial Change image and share on social
I never want to be in a position where I have to defend my material. It's too subjective. It's for other people to defend or not defend. Sarah Silverman defendmaterialpeople Change image and share on social
That's not to say that I don't find anything offensive. Sarah Silverman findoffensive Change image and share on social
