Top 27 Quotes by Sandra Bernhard

When you're watching the news, how many days in a row can you watch that and feel good about yourself and the world?

That disturbs people when they know they didn't have the guts or integrity to stick to their dreams.

At some point, the pride has to be a part of the whole day-to-day oeuvre. It's part of who you are and doesn't need to be discussed anymore.

I can't tell you 100 percent what makes a relationship work. But I can see something good coming and I can see something bad coming.

I'm very much an optimist. I don't think I could do my work if I didn't believe there was some kind of hope for humanity.

I don't consider myself a comic but a performer. A comic tells bad jokes.

I'm trying to appeal to the disenfranchised everybody, not just specifically gay.

I really, really love Hilary Clinton. I think she's very cool. She's out there and she's involved.

The real terrorist threats are George W. Bush and his band of brown-shirted thugs.

I really have a problem with any kind of drug, I always have.