Top 27 Quotes by Sandra Bernhard

That disturbs people when they know they didn't have the guts or integrity to stick to their dreams.

At some point, the pride has to be a part of the whole day-to-day oeuvre. It's part of who you are and doesn't need to be discussed anymore.

I don't consider myself a comic but a performer. A comic tells bad jokes.

I can't tell you 100 percent what makes a relationship work. But I can see something good coming and I can see something bad coming.

I'm very much an optimist. I don't think I could do my work if I didn't believe there was some kind of hope for humanity.

I'm trying to appeal to the disenfranchised everybody, not just specifically gay.

The real terrorist threats are George W. Bush and his band of brown-shirted thugs.

I'm very much a humanist. I'm very much pro-choice. I'm very much politically correct.

I've become this sort of icon for the gay community. I don't like the position.

When people pay to see you live, they connect with you on a much deeper level than people who just buy your records.